Funny New Years Resolutions and Goals

We all know that each and every January, resolutions are made with conviction, only to be dropped like a hot potato some time before February as unattainable, or just plain boring. We vow to lose weight, spend more quality time with our spouse and children, get strong and buff, and even to quit smoking or drinking in order to become healthier.

All seriousness aside, here are some silly, hilarious and/or funny New Years resolutions that might just make you laugh. Joking around and laughter can really be the best medicine at times, even when you're facing challenges and want to make great changes happen.

"I hereby resolve to:"

•  23) Quit making those SAME excuses ... I make the same excuses each year, why I'll do better next year, and it's getting pretty old - this year I resolve to come up with some new excuses instead.

Did you get some smiles and maybe a few laughs? Probably some of these funny New Years Resolutions didn't "fit" you at all. But hopefully some of them talked to you on some level, and maybe made you think a bit about some aspects of your life.

More seriously, the reason most people make resolutions and set goals is because they are discontent with the state or size of their body, mind, or bank account. But, the majority of us toss aside most of the serious resolutions we make for ourselves within a few days or weeks.

Check this out for laughs - NOT! :-) If you're not used to setting goals or resolutions, you would benefit by getting some help for an experienced person, such as a business coach. Important goals and top New Years Resolutions must "fit the person", and this is often hard or virtually impossible to do well alone. If you're interested, just contact me. (It's a complimentary service - SERIOUSLY!)

So, here's a suggestion - why not try this? Begin with just a few resolutions and see how it goes. Remember: It typically takes commitment and a few months of practice with few or no "slips" to develop new habits. To help people do this, I have created a way to jumpstart positive change for free. It takes just 2 hours. For details, click the box below:

If and when you become discouraged, come back and visit our funny New Years resolutions page just to have a good laugh (we'll be adding more) - then get back to the business at hand: your real resolutions and goals ;-)

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Hopefully this page, about the funny new years resolutions, has made you laugh AND think! Various principles and knowledge (many actually quite simple) can very powerfully improve businesses, careers and everyday personal lives, when properly learned and applied. For example, with well thought-out goals and plans, people can usually do much better and become more content.

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